Thursday, April 2, 2015
The Virgin Romance Novelist
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
Let me start out by saying that this book is definitely mean for new adult to adult audiences. I would not recommend this book to younger audiences. That being said, it was a great book. It had me laughing the ENTIRE time I was reading it. I did not want to put the book down. There were parts of this book that had me cringing as well. It was all around a great book.
My favorite part was watching the romance build between the main character and a certain man. It was frustrating at times, but it was really sweet. The happy ending made it all worth it. I also enjoyed the friendship between the three roommates. I really loved this book, and would definitely recommend it.
I received this book for free in return for an honest review.